tHE NECKLACE IS IN SAN JOSE DJSNDKJW ITS HERE OH MY GOD YWNZJ AAAA

neopuff:

this will never not make me laugh

makemyheadswim:

hannahbadgerdontcare:

So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus

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and I just

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their faces, their hair, the fedora

POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS

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I see no difference

JFC

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

vibraslapper:

petition for jeff padalecki, josh ackles, and sasha collins to make a tv show called “paranormal” where it’s exactly like supernatural but instead of actually killing anything they run away crying.

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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salamanderkin:

and the universe said i love you
i made another mix more towards spacekin!!
cover art by j!
centuries-fall out boy/shooting star-owl city/fallen angel-panty and stocking ost/fruits clipper-capsule/heartbeats-she/beloved tomboyish daughter arrange-halozy/crystalmethequins-homestuck vol. 9/night sky-chvrches

salamanderkin:

and the universe said i love you

i made another mix more towards spacekin!!

cover art by j!

centuries-fall out boy/shooting star-owl city/fallen angel-panty and stocking ost/fruits clipper-capsule/heartbeats-she/beloved tomboyish daughter arrange-halozy/crystalmethequins-homestuck vol. 9/night sky-chvrches

consulting-cannibal:

so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note

like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like

and sam being like “……………..he’s fucking alive”